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Dear Dr. Jolt,

I have no idea what to! I am truly madly deeply in love with my ex-boyfriend yet I have no idea how he feels. He's presently involved with a townie tramp and I know that she is no good for him. Should I spill my guts and find out the truth or should i just wait around for him to see the light?

Signed,
Emotional

Dear Emotional,

If you're really truly madly deeply in love with him, why is he your ex? Maybe he just wants to stand with someone else on a mountain. You should cherish this freedom and live like animals: careless and free. Run through the jungle with the wind in your hair and the sand on your feet. Just give him some time with this relationship. Sooner or later, he'll realize townies are still townies, even if they're hot and they like to have sex. So just sit back, kick up your feet and wait for them to get physically exhausted from having hours of sex everyday, as their sexually-based relationship goes down the tubes. Excellent! Who has the last laugh now, eh?

Sincerely,

Dr. Jolt, M.D. (MisDiagnosis)

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